{"id":313,"date":"2021-01-14T20:59:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-14T20:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/?p=313"},"modified":"2021-01-14T21:00:00","modified_gmt":"2021-01-14T21:00:00","slug":"the-tale-of-the-autist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/the-tale-of-the-autist\/","title":{"rendered":"The Tale of the Autist"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><\/h1>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">By Alfred R.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>(haud ignota loquor!)<\/p>\n<p>I am contemplating not inditing a book, that is what I am doing right now. This is an endeavor at making the least engaging and worst experience for you.<\/p>\n<p>Question 1.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">-Why are you reading this?<br \/>\n<\/span>(labor ipse voluptas?)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(e causa ignota?)<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Question 2.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Do you optate some more autistic formatting? (temet nosce)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">IF\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">..\u00a0 YOU \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Felicitations; you are<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Officially<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(DATA VENIA) <\/span><b>on the autistic spectrum!!!<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(ab incunabulis)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">felicitations<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> retard.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">K*** Y***S***<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Now one day there was a living, breathing organism, designated Jon and he was a few years of age but he was not elderly, but you kenned he owned a house but he did not live off of pension yet because he was an unemployed bastard.<br \/>\nTerminus. (longissimus dies cito conditur)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Si vous pouvez lire ceci, vous lisez ceci.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>MVR (magna\u2014voce-ride\u014d).\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Et si vous essayez de faire des choses et de vivre la vie plut\u00f4t que de penser \u00e0 la vie?\u00a0 Il y a tellement de temps dans la vie, une vie non v\u00e9cue, mais simplement pens\u00e9e\u2026vous suffit-elle?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Endnote<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">ab aeterno.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">nous retournons.\u00a0 de l&#8217;\u00e9ternel nous ne quittons jamais.\u00a0 de l&#8217;\u00e9ternel ne commence jamais, il repose sur l&#8217;\u00eatre, l&#8217;\u00eatre est le principe de l&#8217;existence.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Alfred R. (haud ignota loquor!) I am contemplating not inditing a book, that is what I am doing right now. This is an endeavor at making the least engaging and worst experience for you. Question 1. -Why are you reading this? (labor ipse voluptas?) (e causa ignota?) Question 2. Do you optate some more &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/the-tale-of-the-autist\/\">[DO NOT CLICK]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":312,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-anonymous","4":"post-313","6":"format-standard","7":"has-post-thumbnail","8":"category-slush"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":315,"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions\/315"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}