{"id":767,"date":"2021-03-12T21:55:56","date_gmt":"2021-03-12T21:55:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/?p=767"},"modified":"2021-03-12T21:56:26","modified_gmt":"2021-03-12T21:56:26","slug":"eddie-van-halen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/eddie-van-halen\/","title":{"rendered":"Eddie Van Halen"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p style=\"font-size:10px\">by Anonymous<\/p>\n\n\n<p>You were the antiquarian of driving a Thunderbird out of a high school parking lot on a crisp Thursday afternoon while your girl hands you your first Miller Lite of the weekend.<\/p>\n<p>You were the turbine spinning as people cheer so hard on Daytona&#8217;s infield that rolled up Playboys fly out of the back pockets of old Levis.<\/p>\n<p>You were the solar panel soaking up the relaxed excitement of a first step taken on a killer Wichita morning.<\/p>\n<p>You were the tap in the tree of life for every $100 bill found on the ground, calculus exam slayed with a 71, and cold drink of water.<\/p>\n<p>You were a dream catcher ready for fleeting moments of vigor, the warm breeze of exuberance. Ready to ride them like a twisting bull and preserve them in crashing waves.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Josh Wayne<\/li>\n<\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Anonymous You were the antiquarian of driving a Thunderbird out of a high school parking lot on a crisp Thursday afternoon while your girl hands you your first Miller Lite of the weekend. You were the turbine spinning as people cheer so hard on Daytona&#8217;s infield that rolled up Playboys fly out of the &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/eddie-van-halen\/\">[DO NOT CLICK]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-anonymous","4":"post-767","6":"format-standard","7":"category-slush"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=767"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":771,"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767\/revisions\/771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lampbylit.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}