Been down with the Covid
Been down fer sev’ral weeks
Fer so long I been bedrid
And when I breathe . . . I squeak
Corona’s made me sick
Lethargy’s got me sicker
I decided to take a trip
‘Ile I still got a good ticker
And with twenty-twenty hindsight
I should’ve reckonsidered
I was walkin’ in the woods
and Lo, I felt a naggin’ itch
I paered down in my pants
N’ latched on was a snaggin’ tick
That tick was a-munchin’ and a-crunchin’
From nine to five
I din’t get it treated, an’ now I got
Corona with Lyme
(all spelling errors are intentional)