The Patterson Footage

by Anonymous The Patterson footage was shot October 20th 1967. It features a large furry animal walking upright through Bluff Creek, near Yakima, Washington. The animal looks like Bigfoot. The men who shot the footage insisted it was Bigfoot, never recanting their story. Predictably, the film has been called a fraud. Numerous experts have assessed … [DO NOT CLICK]

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Dear Mr. Pynchon, Please allow me to introduce myself. I have read two of your books, The Crying of Lot 49, and Gravity’s Rainbow. I plan yet to read Mason & Dixon, and I will reserve judgement on that which I have read for two reasons. The first of which being that you surely are … [DO NOT CLICK]

Industrial Society and its Future

Introduction 1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third … [DO NOT CLICK]

Destruction of MDE or: How Censorship has Ruined 21st Century Media

by Anonymous Introducing the Beginning of the End of Culture Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace and its cancellation has been a disaster for comedy and the modern entertainment landscape. As of its cancellation, there has been nothing like it, a post-modern surrealistic comedy troupe that critiques modern political beliefs and the crushing realities caused … [DO NOT CLICK]

Berkeley in the Machine

How real is the world around you? Most of us can look at the things around us and think nothing of it. I see a tree because a tree is there. However, perhaps things are not as cut and dry as that. What if the tree is there because you see it? You do not … [DO NOT CLICK]

An Interview with Mark Marek

by Anonymous When we were young, we thought we’d seen it all. I remember the first time I found any violence on the internet: Chechclear. I remember exposing my own mother to Nick Berg’s beheading. She went to bed and fainted. I regret doing that. It probably traumatized me too but overtime my morbid fascination … [DO NOT CLICK]

Burgerpunk?

by Anonymous Burgerpunk was this picture. You’ve seen it. The picture from every burgerpunk thread, the headliner picture. A highway service station that’s rich to the max in traffic, signage, burgers, parking lots. The picture shot so that its distance comes up all flat in your face like it’s a middle-ages painting before they’d figured … [DO NOT CLICK]

Divorcing America from Americana

by Anonymous “America has no culture,” sounds the shrill cry of the modern crypto-Marxists. A boring and low-effort criticism, to be sure, but not one that has yet managed to be totally rejected, debunked, or stomped out. While variations on the same theme have widely been refuted in discussions of ‘White’ culture, ‘European’ culture, and … [DO NOT CLICK]