Slush Pile

Submitted anonymously online.

the great north american pastime

drunk driving my friends car to his house because he’s too drunk to drive home and then my other friends pick me up and drunk drive me back to my car so I can drunk drive home

John Quixote

i’m part of an organization that’s lowering the threshold for christ consciouness across the planet. we’re using quantum computing to achieve our goals. i want to make this a series for print.

Cancelling America; If Abortion is a Human Right, so Too is Suicide

What is the purpose of maintaining the United States of America as they exist now? Are most Americans confident in their country’s potential to fix itself? At times, both halves of America’s culture chasm might seem like a slowly disintegrating family that continues to do it for the children, perhaps a macrocosm for the domestic unit, perhaps a metaphor that highlights a solution.

A Police State Requires Police

You cannot control an entire country and its people with tanks, jets, battleships and drones or any of these things that you believe trumps citizen ownership of firearms. A fighter jet, tank, drone, battleship cannot stand on street corners and enforce no assembly edicts. A fighter jet cannot kick down your door at 3AM and … [DO NOT CLICK]

Two Chords

(I couldn’t find a thread on /lit/ so I hope this description is sufficient) I would like to submit this image for your consideration. I am not a graphic designer, so if someone better than me was able to create this same image but more crisp, then that would be fine. The image is simple: … [DO NOT CLICK]

As If I Could Just

An oscillation. An orbit. Something comes to—and then something else. Here I have landed. The brink is as cold in the winter as you might expect, and no less in the light of a good morning’s cold winter shower. Now I remember—I was confounded.    Where have I gone? Had I given myself to somebody … [DO NOT CLICK]

89fgh23

the lack of editing and paragraphing is intentional and so is the elementary level amount of “I”‘s, with this information in mind if it still felt like a bad read don’t bother posting please

My Hometown

My hometown sucks. Forget moving away  and putting it behind me. No. If I could nuke my hometown I would. It’s full of nothing but thieving , meth-addled, mongrelized subhuman man-apes who blast terrible repetitive music in their rattling, rust-fringed shitty cars; it brims with genuine pond scum, missing links, wasted abortion opportunities , genetic … [DO NOT CLICK]