by Anonymous I was a 20 year old lad a month ago feeling gloomy from my country’s lock-downs and my idleness. It was in this dampness that I spotted a peculiar post on /lit/ where I drown lost hours by talking about books so i don’t have to read them. It was /lit/’s very own … [DO NOT CLICK]
The Physical Impossibility of Breaking Up in the Mind of Someone Still Dating
13 students this semester, pamphlets in hand. Gathered on the colonnaded overlook by the massive General Grant National Memorial, the lector begins boldly: “On a cold, overcast afternoon Andrew, Our Glorious Predecessor in the Faith, met the First at this spot in the last month of his Freshman Fall. The honeymoon season was over, the … [DO NOT CLICK]
PSEUDÆ: An Introduction
by Brecker Lee Brecker PARKER HOUSE ROLL PRESS COPYRIGHT©2150 PARKER HOUSE ROLL PRESS IS A SUBSIDIARY OF & MEDIA INC. AND SERVES AS THE PUBLICATION DIVISION FOR THE UNIVERSITY OF /LIT/ FACULTY OF HUMANITIES. PARKER HOUSE ROLL PRESS IS A REGISTERED TRADEMARK OF & MEDIA INC. EDITORIAL MATTER 2150© BRECKER LEE BRECKER NO PART OF … [DO NOT CLICK]
Unresolved
The vengeful lays the bricks that build the wall of my constructs. The bilingual thickens hides that have yet to see springs. Ares is the eye seeding voice to render mute. Run blades upstream, lingers there a female notion. Oh day-dweller, welcome. Elemental air surrounds this transgression. Robed in temples and holy books, step towards … [DO NOT CLICK]
The Case of Dutch Literature
by Anonymous Preface This essay is written as an observation, diagnoses, lament and eulogy to Dutch literature by a literature enthusiast who is concerned about the (non-existing) influence that Dutch and Flemish writers have on this world. This is merely my point of view and the light that I shine on this subject will probably … [DO NOT CLICK]
‘Covid Blues’ by The Privy Poet
Been down with the Covid Been down fer sev’ral weeks Fer so long I been bedrid And when I breathe . . . I squeak Corona’s made me sick Lethargy’s got me sicker I decided to take a trip ‘Ile I still got a good ticker And with twenty-twenty hindsight I should’ve reckonsidered … [DO NOT CLICK]
The Tale of the Autist
By Alfred R. (haud ignota loquor!) I am contemplating not inditing a book, that is what I am doing right now. This is an endeavor at making the least engaging and worst experience for you. Question 1. -Why are you reading this? (labor ipse voluptas?) (e causa ignota?) Question 2. Do you optate some more … [DO NOT CLICK]
The Face of Salem [A Short Story Written from the Old Man’s Perspective in Edgar Allan Poe’s ‘The Tell-Tale Heart’]
Rebecca, My sweet and beautiful daughter Becca, I miss you, darling. I am writing in regards to the nice young man who you told me about. You know the one who you thought might make a good housemate. Well, I considered the offer well enough, but at the end of my considerations … [DO NOT CLICK]
Questions for Opponents of “Hedonism”, in Plain Language
by Anonymous People like to call hedonism terrible, and people dispel it as an insult. You can use this hedonism when someone’s behaviour or opinion seems too libertine or lacks dignity. Hedonism, like pessimism, has been destroyed and used in the meaning of others, so that it has been truly turned into an insult, purely … [DO NOT CLICK]
On the Unlikely Beauty of Commieblocks
by Anonymous A taste for brutalism is not unusual, nor is the commodified, sugarcoated “depressing” aesthetic so common in recently emerged doomer posers. some soulless utilitarian will praise those buildings as Solution For Homelessness without a hint of satire. but there’s yet another type of liking one can have for the pitiful dwelling boxes – … [DO NOT CLICK]